Abuse Bowl aiming for new record

One of the dark secrets of American Football is in progress

The beer and liquor companies are counting their record profits from the week

Men have been planning for weeks how much they will drink and eat

Men have been planning for weeks how aggressive they will be

In the confines of their homes and apartments

Setting new records on many separate fronts including abuse

As a record number of woman and their children will be slapped around today

over one Team or the other; real men they are

Only some of the abused women and children will be permitted to go to the hospital

Almost all of them will be forced to lie about what happened

Isn’t it fun….